ohyousillypotato:

what i’m looking for in a man:

• will lend me his hoodies
• good sense of humor
• is a cutie patootie
• will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
• good taste in music

coffeemustache:

i want to be dainty and graceful but i also want to look like i can punch someones teeth in u feel me

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

winteerie:

my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns

saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 

elricbrother:

My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

pleatedjeans:

[watch the video] based on Ze Frank’s True Facts series.